Monday, February 6, 2012

That Was Humbling

I didn't drown, so that's a positive. I also didn't see anyone I know, so that's another. And the people in the class seem nice. There! Three positive things before I say how bad that fucking SUCKED!!

That was horrible!! I didn't throw up beforehand, but I did gag once or twice. The teacher seems OK, I guess. But he doesn't really get the whole adults learning to swim thing.

I think the worst part of it, besides being in the water, was the fact that we will be having our lesson each week beside a fucking scuba class. Seriously?! Who was the awesome person who did that?? Sheesh.

Anyway. Back again next week. Woot.

The Ability To Swim Is Overrated

Isn't it? I think it is. We live in Kansas. We don't live near the beach anymore. It doesn't matter if I can swim or not. Right???

Lessons start in just over an hour and I feel like hurling.